Forget Gas Prices! All I want is a tomato!

I was at Polly's Cafe having dinner tonight. I decided to order one of their delicious burgers. Sitting at the bar when my food arrived, I noticed there was lettuce, onion, and pickle.

So what's missing? Right. The tomato slice. To make conversation, I asked the bartender, "Do you normally not have tomato, or is it because of the shortage?"

His response, "Yeah, we charge extra for tomato slices. It's two dollars! I would recommend against it"