SSotU

Tonight we'll have the fifth installment of the Sorry State of the Union address featuring W. Hopefully, he'll make more an ass of himself so that we can swing the Congress toward the correct direction.

I'm going to go watch it with an organization called Code Pink. It should be a blast. Everything I hear about them indicates that they are crazy so it should be fun.

Now should I bring the Bush Bingo, or the Nucular Drinking Cards... hmmm...

I the good girl

A friend of mine used to (and maybe still does) get very strange messages on her Friendster account from men from the middle east. Most were written in broken English and most involved solicitation of friendships and/or more!

A while back I signed up for a similar site, myspace, and really didn't put much effort into it. I think a friend of mine invited me and I half-heartedly signed up. This fact is very obvious if you happened across my profile. And yet, it seems the phishing for friends on this site is just as bad, if not more so, as that on Friendster.

For me it's been Russian women. This one arrived today and is one of my favorites:

Greetings!
Let me to be submitted. My name-Ludmila.
I loved your history and I wanted to get acquainted with you! To me of 28 years, I Russian.
I work as the seller in shop.
I love work, nevertheless I love jokes And I love laughter, I adore adventures.
I the good girl, but beauty not The most important in a life.
I estimate the person for his ideas and actions.
I Have correct and romantic character!
I believe in destiny and I like to Dream of the beautiful future with the person of my dream!
If you want to answer such person, I with pleasure Will apply a photo in my ambassador of the letter.
I wait your sincere letter.
Ludmila.
My personal e-mail:ludmilka06@...

It's... It's... It's ALIVE!

Early this morning, the Vice President Dick went into the hospital for what they called shortness of breathe. With a pacemaker for his heart, a cane for walking due to his foot, the technology that gave Darth Vader his new body and Luke Skywalker his new hand is not coming soon enough. If the Emperor Rove will want to keep his sidekick Darth Dick alive he must empower the leader of the Imperial Forces Rumsfeld to accelerate the research.

Or maybe they have. DARPA has been tasked with accelerating research in replacement limb technology. This is cool and yet, scary at the same time.

In a related "OMG-They're-Recreating-Us-In-A-Lab" story, human transplants are taking on new meaning. Soon we'll be able to order spare parts like one orders at the drive thru. "Okay let's see, I'll take Tom Brady's hands and Brad Pitt's face. Hmmm... throw in a side order of Robin Williams toes... minus the hair!"

Slacker? Me? I don't know what you're talking about.

So a lots been happening over the last few, ahem, months since I last wrote. I'm going to pretend like it hasn't been since October since my last post and continue on ceteris paribus.